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BIG GIRLS
04:08
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JASON KOERBER; TENOR SAXOPHONES.creating all the tasty licks.
CHRISTOPHER FOX, CHORD PROGRESSION, LYRICS, VOCALS, STEEL STRING ACOUSTIC GUITARS, ELECTRIC GUITARS, ELECTRIC BASS, SYNTHESIZERS, SYNTHESIZED PERCUSSION,
PURDY MOUTH, BANJO.
"another man was accidentally crushed to death last night in Ozark County."
THINGS WERE GOING BAD, I MEAN BAD BAD, I NEVER SEEN SUCH LOW GOWN SKUNKIN', UNTIL MY BIG GIRL!
MY PA WOULD ALWAYS SAY, "SON, SOME DAY, YOU'LL BE WORKING,
YOU'LL BE WISHING, YOU'LL BE WANTIN' A WOMAN IN A BIG WAY!"
"DON'T BE FIGHTING THAT PRIMITIVE URGE, WARM UP TO YOUR BIG ICE BERG, IT MIGHT TAKE ALL DAY!"
I MET HER ONE-DAY AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT,
WOLFING DOWN CHOCOLATE, LOOKING SO SWEET,
MY BIG GIRL.
I QUICKLY FOUND OUT WE HAD SO MUCH TO SHARE,
SHE ATE OFF OF MY PLATE AND I DIDN'T CARE,
FOR MY BIG GIRL.
SHE PILLARS AS BIG AS THIGHS,
PLENTY MORE ROOM TO HIDE,
WE'RE TALKING MY BIG GIRL!
THERE IS A DILEMMA THAT WE MEN HAVE,
DO WE COURT THEM RIGHTLY, OR DO WE HIDE THEM AWAY IN TENTS?
I LOVE HER SO MUCH, I'M ALWAYS FIXING BROKEN STAIRS.
I HAVE TO SIT ON HER LAP WHEN SHE FILLS UP MY LOVE CHAIR,
MY POOPSIE!
JUST THE OTHER DAY, I WAS DRIVING OUT WEST,
THINKING TO MYSELF I HAD IT BEST, WITH MY BIG GIRL!
WHEN MUCH TO MY SURPRISE, IN FRONT OF MY EYES
I SAW FLOYD WITH A HEAVY LOAD THREE TIMES HIS SIZE,
HE DUCKED INTO A PARLOR, SHE PULLED HIM OUT BY HIS COLLAR, SHE WAS HIS BIG GIRL!
EVERYBODY GOT A SISTER, A COUSIN, A FRIEND,
THAT'S A BIG GIRL!
GIGANTIC, TITANIC, MORE FOR YOUR MONEY,
THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE MY HONEY. THOSE BIG GIRLS!
THERE'S NO GETTING AROUND THEM,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST DROWN IN THEM, BIG GIRLS!
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ROBOTIC WOMAN
05:32
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Ashley Boudreau, vocals, plays the Robotic woman.
Jason Koerber, saxophones, and all the tasty licks.
Chris Fox, lyrics, chord chart, vocals, electric guitar, synthesizers, organ, programmed drums, percussion.
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I GOT LONELY
AND I HIT THE DATING SCENE
WOMEN WERE NOT IN THE LEAST
ATTRACTED TO ME
WENT ON-LINE, IT ONLY GOT WORSE
MY LAST DATE
COULD HAVE PAST FOR A HORSE
IN THE BACK
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER'S MAGAZINE
ADVERTISEMENTS I COULD NOT BELIEVE
BLOW-UP DOLLS, FOREIGN BRIDES,
AND A ROBOTIC WOMAN COVERED IN
GENUINE LEATHER HIDE
THE DREAMS I HAD THAT NIGHT
FILLED ME FRIGHT. HELLFIRE
I TALKED TO MY PREACHER
HE PROUDLY SHOWED ME
HIS COMPUTER GENERATED WIFE
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED.
A WIFE THAT DID EVERYTHING.
I READ MORE, WOMAN OF STEEL
HARDLY USED, A FANTASTIC DEAL
ACT NOW, 50% OFF
OVERNIGHT SHIPPING
EXTRA CLEANING CLOTHES
SHE ARRIVED THE VERY NEXT DAY
I PLUGGED HER IN, AND SHE SLAPPED MY FACE
MY DID YOU DO THAT? SHE SAID BACK TO ME
YOU MAY HAVE BOUGHT ME, BUT OWN YOU NOW
WE NEED A NEW VACUUM CLEANER
ONE THAT VIBRATES AND HAS A STEAMER
YOU CALL THIS THING A MICROWAVE?
I CAN HARDLY DO MY HAIR
I MUST HAVE ABOVE ALL ELSE
PERFECT HAIR
YOU WILL MARRY ME
AND, GET ME A DIAMOND RING
AND, WE WILL BE WEDDED, IN A CHURCH
YOU’ LL UPGRADE MY INTEL CHIPS
GET ME MORE AMPERAGE
AND, YOU’LL RAISE OUR CHILDREN, AS NERDS
OH I FORGOT
TOMORROW I MUST REBOOT.
EVERY MONTH I MUST REBOOT
OOH THE HEADACHES
I WILL TRY NOT LASH OUT
I WILL TRY NOT TO SCREAM
I WILL TRY NOT TO BREAK THINGS
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
I LOVE ME.
COME WITH ME INTO MY SCREEN
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T.J. MURPHY; THE CAPTAIN, LYRICS, VOCALS, PERCUSSION.
CHRISTOPHER FOX, CHORD PROGRESSION, LYRICS, VOCALS, STEEL STRING ACOUSTIC GUITARS, DOUBLE BASS, SYNTHESIZERS, TOKEN PERCUSSION.
"Ah let me untie this knot.
Whoa, that feels good.
There's one for the Gipper."
OH THE CAPTAIN TAKES A FIFTH OF JAMAICA'S FINEST RUM.
AND HE FINISHES OFF TWO BOTTLE EVERY NIGHT.
AND BEFORE HE AWAKES, IN SLIPS THE FIRST MATE
WHO SNEAKS OFF WITH HIS TWO CHAMBER POTS.
"where you going laddie"
AND THE COOK TAKES THOSE POTS
AND HE POURS IN A TUB.
AND HE ADDS SOME BUGS AND YEAST TO THE BREW.
AND HE HEATS IT ON A STOVE.
A LIQUID TREASURE TROVE
A GALLON OF YELLOW RUM 180 PROOF.
"come on lads"
DO YOU WANT TO STAY SOBER, OR DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK?
COME ON GRAB A LASS AND JOIN ME LADS.
NEVER MIND IT ONCE WAS PEE.
NEVER MIND THAT IT STILL REEKS.
IF GETS YOU DRUNK, IT CAN'T BE HALF THAT BAD.
WHEN YOU'RE AWAY FROM YOUR HOME.
WHEN YOU'RE AWAY FROM YOUR LOVE.
THERE IS NOTHING THAT MAKES A SAILOR SADDER.
WELL COME ON AND CHEER UP.
AND GRAB YOURSELF A CUP.
AND WE'LL SING A TOAST TO THE CAPTAIN'S BLADDER.
OH IT'S CHERISHED DOWN IN CORK
AND IT'S CHERISHED UP IN CLARE.
THE SAILORS USE IT TO CALM THE SEVEN SEAS.
AND IT'S BREWED ACROSS THE OCEAN.
IN NEW YORK AND IN BOSTON.
THE DRINK THEY CALL YANKEE INGENUITY.
"Oh for foochs sake, tie the scurvy dog to the yardarm.
I'm pissing again.
Filling up me chamber pot with the pee of pleasure.
Oh Jesus, I broke a blood vessel on that one.
Shoot the kidney stone."
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CULT CALLED ZUMBA
05:11
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CHRISTOPHER FOX, CHORD PROGRESSION, LYRICS, VOCALS, STEEL STRING ACOUSTIC GUITAR, ELECTRIC GUITARS, ELECTRIC BASS, SYNTHESIZERS, PROGRAMMED DRUMS AND PERCUSSION.
MY BABY WANTS ME TO SHAKE MY ASS.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DANCE CLASS.
DON'T WANT NO PART OF THIS GYRATING RABBLE.
KEEP ME AWAY FROM THIS CULT, ZUMBA.
IT'S NOTHING BUT A CULT DON'T YOU SEE.
WOMEN WRITHING IN ECSTASY.
DON'T WANT TO BE A PART THAT SCENE
LET ME STAY HOME AND DO MY THING.
BABY BABY WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DANCE?
OUT ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE BAND?
SHAKE YOUR HIPS AND PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
WATCH OUT, NOW SHE'S USING HER HANDS.
TIPPY-TOE
I'M GOING TO DO WHAT THE LEADER SAYS
I'M GOING TO DO WHAT THE TEACHER SAYS
I'M GOING TO DO WHAT THE GURU SAYS.
THIS IS A CULT CALLED ZUMBA
EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR HAIR.
PICK FOR KNITS AND DO IT WITH FLAIR
SPIN AROUND AND PROBE YOUR SCALP
EVERYBODY COUNT OUT!
ONE NIT TWO NIT THREE NIT FOUR
EVERYBODY TOUCH THE FLOOR
FIVE NIT SIX NIT SEVEN AND EIGHT
MAYBE I SHOULD GET MY SCALP TREATED.
NIT PICKING DANCING WOMAN, THIS WHAT YOU GET.
BREAK IT DOWN DOWN DOWN TOWN
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE
GOING SELL YOU STOCK YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE.
ZUMBA, ZOMBIE, GUMBA, GUMBIE
FIGURE IT OUT.
GUMBIE IS A ZOMBIE THAT ATE MY WOMAN'S BRAINS IN ZUMBA.
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Christopher Fox; chord progression, lyrics, vocals, acoustic steel string guitar, electric guitar, electric bass, programmed drums, synthesizers.
I WOULD CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN
FRAUGHT WITH FALLING ICE
I WOULD CROSS THE HOTTEST DESERT
ENDURING CAMEL LICE
EVEN THOUGH WOULD BE DYING OF THIRST
I WOULD NOT SEEK AID.
AS LONG AS YOU WERE IMPRESSED BY MY DEEDS
AND ALLOWED ME TO GET LAID.
I WOULD KEEP MY EYES OPENED
PRETEND NOT TO BE BORED
AS YOU RAMBLE ON ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
AND THE CHIC CLOTHING THEY WORE.
I WOULD PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN ALL THAT YOU DO
AS LONG AS THERE WAS A CHANCE
YOU THOUGHT THAT I LOVED YOU AND ALLOWED ME IN YOUR PANTS
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE.
I'M THINKING ABOUT FOOD
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT US HAVING BABIES.
I KEEP STARING AT YOUR BOOBS
WE WALK OUTSIDE IN PUBLIC
TOGETHER, HAND IN HAND.
YOU THINK WITH YOUR HEAD AND HEART
AND I WITH MY GLANDS.
I WOULD BE NICE TO YOUR MOTHER
CHUM UP WITH YOUR DAD
HELP HER WASH THE DISHES
HELP HIM CUT THE GRASS
I WOULD BE NICE TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
SO THEY WOULD CONVINCE YOU
THAT I WAS THIS GREAT GUY
NOT AFTER AN EASY SCREW.
FIND YOURSELF, A SORORITY GIRL
SHE'LL NEVER SAY NO
GIVE YOU A BIG THRILL
BREAK OUT THE BEER PONG
SING HER A LOVE SONG
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG
WHEN SHE TRIES TO PIN YOU.
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Molly Malone: Patsy
Christopher Fox: Johny "Wad", chords, guitars, bass, percussion.
And coming up next here on K-Lust, your Christian rock station, Is a recently discovered treasure, featuring Patsy Cline, singing a duet with Johnny Wad Holmes. Honey, your love makes me sore everywhere.
SWEETHEART, YOU ARE A UNIQUE MAN
SWEETHEART, BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE
I CAN HARDLY STAND
HONEY, YOUR LOVE GIVES ME GREAT PAIN
IF YOUR LOVE WAS ANY BIGGER
IT WOULD GO UP TO MY BRAIN.
SWEETHEART, GOD GAVE YOU A SPECIAL GLAND.
BABY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR DRUGS?
YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME,
HEY LET'S GO OUT AND SCORE SOME COKE.
YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
BUT YOU WON'T GET HIGH
IF YOU DON'T FIND ME SYRINGE
I'M GONNA SAY BYE BYE.
YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING IN THIS HOUSE I CAN TAKE BABY
WHAT'S IN THAT CABINET RIGHT THERE?
ESTROGEN, I'LL DO THOSE.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, YOU WILL SEE
LOVE THE SIZE OF THE TRUNK OF A TREE
LOVE THAT CAN'T BE BOUGHT,
AT LEAST CHEAPLY
WITH YOU, I FELL IN LOVE THE FIRST NIGHT.
YOU MAKE ALL THE OTHER LOVE SEEM SO SLIGHT.
I CAN FEEL YOUR LOVE IN MY TOES AND HAIR
SWEETIE YOUR LOVE MAKES ME ACHE EVERYWHERE
SWEETHEART YOU ARE A SPECIAL MAN
BABY, WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR HASH?
COME ON, COME ON, TELL ME
OR I'LL RIP THIS PLACE IN HALF
DON'T TOUCH ME, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME CRACK
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT CRACK
BABY, WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR HIDDEN STASH?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T ANY?
WELL I NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE OUT WITH YOU
IF I DIDN'T KNOW, HAD SOME STUFF TO SMOKE
NOW WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?
Um, Hey, that's an interesting one. Well, I can see why that song was never released.
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T.J. MURPHY; RUSH, LYRICS, VOCALS, DRUMS.
CHRISTOPHER FOX; CHORD PROGRESSION, LYRICS, VOCALS, STEEL STRING ACOUSTIC GUITARS, ELECTRIC BASS.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Take a hit on this babe.
THE PRESIDENT HAS TROUBLE WITH SPEAKING ENGLISH
THE PRESIDENT HAS TROUBLE WITH CRITICAL THINKING
WHEN HE SPEAKS, HE SOUNDS LIKE A
DOPE DOPE DOPE
WHEN HE STARES AT THE SECRETARY OF STATE
DOES HE WANT TO MASTURBATE?
IF HE DOES, WOULD HIS WIFE HIT HIS HEAD WITH A
POT POT POT
WHEN DIGNITARIES FLY INTO TOWN?
WHEN THEY COME TO THE WHITEHOUSE?
DO THEY GET DOWN ON THEIR HANDS AND KNEES
AVERT THEIR EYES AND SAY
HIGH HIGH HIGH
ONCE AN ALCOHOLIC, ALWAYS AN ALKY
CRAVING ADDICTING PERSONALITY
DO YOU GET THE SHAKES WHEN YOU SEE AN ADD FOR
BUD BUD BUD
BRiSTOL-MYERS, ELI LILLY,
THERE'S NO NEED TO GET ALL SILLY
GLAXO SMITH KLINE AND PFIZER
OUR NARCOTICS, THEY WILL MAKE YOU WISER.
YOU NEED TO GET DOPED UP,
LET'S NOT KID
YOU CAN DO WHAT RUSH LARDASS DID
OXYCONTIN, PROZAC, VIAGRA
TELL ME HOW DOES THAT GRAB YA?
WORKING ALL MOST THE DAY
PULLING SCRUBS, LIFTING WEIGHTS
WHEN YOU GET HOME AFTER A LONG LONG DAY YOU HAVE SORE
JOINTS JOINTS JOINTS
TRYING TO SLEEP, BUT THERE IS NO REST FOR YOU
NOT SURE WHAT YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU TO DO
PUT YOUR SHIRT ON, GO OUT AND CUT THE
GRASS GRASS GRASS
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU TENDED YOUR LAWN
YOU'RE SO TIRED YOU CAN'T HELP BUT YAWN
YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE AND ALL YOU SEE IS
WEEDS WEED WEED
IN THE BIBLE, THERE WAS MARY MAGDALENE
SHE WAS THE RESIDENT SEX FIEND
LUCKY FOR HER, JESUS SAVED HER FROM BEING
STONED STONED STONED
THE FAMILY SITS DOWN FOR AN EVENING OF T.V.
ED SULLIVAN IS GONE AND SO IS OPIE
CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR YOU ARE TOLD
TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING TESTICLE MOLD
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THAT FOR YOUR WIFE?
BUT WHAT'S THIS STUFF ABOUT LOSING MY LIFE?
THE SIDE EFFECTS ARE, STROKE, RECTAL BLEEDING,
EYES HEMORRHAGING, LOSS OF THINKING
FRIDAY IS YOUR BANK DAY,
THE DAY YOU GET RID OF ALL YOUR CHANGE
YOU WALK UP TO THE TELLER AND YOU GIVE HER YOUR DIMES IN A
BAG BAG BAG
YOU HAVE A BIG PARTY PARTY PARTY
EVERYBODY IS SO AMAZED
THAT ALL THE NEW POTATO CHIPS YOU SERVE ARE
BAKED BAKED BAKED
YOU DANCE SO HARD AND SPUN AROUND MOST THE NIGHT
NOW YOU ARE TOO TIRED TO CLEAN UP THE PILE
NEXT DAY YOU FIND IN THE DIP
ROACH ROACH ROACH
YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, YOU GOTTA OUT OF HERE
YOU TAKE THE TOLL ROAD
YOU ALMOST HIT A CAR IN FRONT OF YOU, SEARCHING FOR A
TOKEN TOKEN TOKEN
HOFFMAN, LAROCHE BAYER AND MERCK
COCAINE WAS USED AS A PERK.
SANOFI-AVENTIS, NOVARTIS
COME ON, FESS UP, WHO VARTED?
THERE'S A MILLION POOR PEOPLE IN OUR PRISONS
FOR USING DRUGS LIKE OUR PRESIDENT
WHERE'S THE REASON?
RUSH DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SHOW UP TO COURT
10,000 OXY'S IT'S THE LIBERALS FAULT!
YOU HAVE TO WATCH YOUR LITTLE NIECE
SHE IS QUITE A SPOILED LITTLE PIECE
SHE BOUNCES ON A BALL GOING
BONG BONG BONG
YOU GO TO SEE YOUR GRANDMA
SHE HAS A DAMAGED PAW
SHE HAS OSTEOPOROSIS IN HER
BONE BONE BONE
YOU HAVE TWO FEET OF WATER IN YOUR BASEMENT
RUINING ALL YOUR ELVIS PRINTS
YOU SEARCH AND FIND A LEAKY
PIPE PIPE PIPE
YOUR HAIR IS LONG AND GETS IN YOUR EYES
YOU CALL THE OLD BARBER GUY
YOU SIT DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GET A
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
IT'S HUGE MONEY INCARCERATION
YOU CAN CONTROL THE VOTES OF YOUR NATION
KENNEDY MADE A TON SELLING ALCOHOL
A DRUG ILLEGAL DURING PROHIBITION
COCAINE DEATH SQUADS CONTROL MOST OF LATIN AMERICA
THE COURTS, THE CHURCH, THE RULERS, THE POLICIA
MISERABLE SQUALID LIVES, THEY EXACT A TOLL
WHO CARES, HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING AMERICAN IDOL?
IT'S ON FOX, MY CHANNEL
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH REALITY
WATCH FOX
I'M NOT LYING, THIS IS THE TRUTH
OK, HERE IT IS
I HAVE NOT NEEDED A SINGLE TAB OF VIAGRA
SINCE IMMERSING MYSELF DAILY IN FOXNEWS
I'M NOT IMPOTENT ANYMORE SINCE I'M WATCHING FOXNEWS
OF COURSE, THE DEMOCRATS
AND THOSE WHO WANT AMERICA TO FAIL
ARE SKEPTICAL, BUT I HAVE PROOF
HERE, WATCH ME. SEE, NOT IMPOTENT
SEE THAT, WELL GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES
IT WAS A LONG DAY, I'M KIND OF TIRED
SEE, HOLD ON, SEE
WAIT, WAIT NOW DON'T RUSH ME
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We're going all the way back to 1955 on this one. With Jim Lee Lewis and the Mudhens. He was related by cousin, somehow, to Jerry Lee. And he himself had an unfortunate situation with the Mudhens. Ending in paternity suits, imprisonment, insanity, and a short stint as an electorate, then murdered. Enjoy this is a classic from 1955, Jim Lee Lewis and the Mudhens.
BABY PUT ON THAT LIPSTICK AND COME ON OVER HERE.
I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL TRUCK DRIVING MAN THAT'S NEVER QUEER.
I'LL SPIN YOU AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR
I'LL FLIP YOU A FEW TIMES.
I'LL PAT YOU WHERE YOU LIKE IT.
AND TOSS YOU A FEW DIMES.
OH JIMMY, OH JIMMY, YOU'RE SO FRESH
OH JIMMY, OH JIMMY, YOU'RE THE BEST
I'LL BUY YOU A SODA
I'LL SNEAK YOU A BEER
I'LL DRIVE YOU AROUND MY CONVERTIBLE
SO OTHER MEN CAN LEER
I'LL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT
I'LL ALWAYS TO BE TRUE
I'LL PROMISE TO GET YOU BACK ON TIME
TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
OH JIMMY OH, JIMMY, YOU'RE SO FRESH
OH JIMMY OH, JIMMY, YOU'RE THE BEST
OH I KNOW IT, I'LL SHOW IT, OH BABY DON'T YOU EVER BLOW IT.
YOU LIKE THAT? THAT'S NOT COLOGNE HONEY, THAT'S ME BABY
I DRIVE YOU WHAT? I DRIVE YOU CRAZY? WELL TAKE THE WHEEL HONEY.
WELL HONEY, WE CAN GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW.
WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE, ME OR YOUR DADDY?
WELL I GOT A SHOTGUN TOO SUGAR
YOU'RE WHAT? YOU'RE PACKING A BUN IN THE OVEN?
SEE YOU LATER BABY.
And that's a smoking guitar solo right there. And many historians still feel that was the precursor to modern heavy-metal.
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SIZE OF A WAGON
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JASON KOERBER-FLUTE.
CHRISTOPHER FOX, CHORD PROGRESSION, LYRICS, VOCALS, ACOUSTIC GUITARS, ELECTRIC BASS, PROGRAMMED DRUMS, PERCUSSION.
WHEN A WOMAN HAS A ARSE THE SIZE OF A WAGON
THERE IS NOTHING BUT LOVE ON A SAILOR'S MIND.
WHEN A WOMAN ARSE FLOATS BY
LIKE A CLOUD IN THE SKY
THE MEANEST ROGUE ON THE DOCK BECOMES SO KIND.
OH HE TAKES A LITTLE SPITTLE AND MAKES HIS HAIR ON NEAT
HE CHECKS THE BACK OF PANTS TO MAKE SURE HE LEFT BEHIND NO SHEET
HE SMILES AT HERE BROADLY, SHOWING HER HIS TWO GOOD TEETH.
HE DANCE AND SINGS AND DO-SI-DOS.
KICKING UP HIS FEET
HE BORROWS FROM THE CAPTAIN
AND HE BORROWS FROM THE FIRST MATE.
HE DOES EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO IMPRESS HIS NEW DATE.
HE SHOWS HER A TATTOO THAT SAYS
"I LOVE ME MOM"
HE'S SO DRUNK HE DOESN'T REALIZE HIS DATE HAS A BEARD
AND HIS NAME'S TOM.
THOSE ARE NICE PEACHES
THOSE ARE NICE MELONS
THAT IS THE WAY TO CATCH THE ATTENTION OF A FELLA
PATTY CAKE, RUM CAKE, ISN'T IT A FINE DAY
SHE NEEDS A SHOPPING CART TO CARRY AROUND HER GOODS.
NO POTATO, NO TOMATO
NOTHING CAN SHOW UNDER HER SHADOW
PATTY CAKE, PATTY CAKE, I LOVE YOU
PATTY CAKE, DON'T YOU LOVE ME TOO?
LET'S GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES TOMORROW.
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chrisfox-keene Keene, New Hampshire
Chris, Dropped out of his Business major at Marian U. Changing studies to classical guitar&theory at Keene State. Writing since 1980's. First digital studio in 2000 with help of friends TJ and Sean. Has amassed several hundred songs of interest, humor, love and satire. ... more
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